REMATCH! Words With Friends "OYEZ!"

3:57 AM- I jolt up from deep slumber.
"OYEZ"!
Eureka! OYEZ is THE word from "Words with Friends" that can garner me a cool 57 points in one felt swoop! I just might beat FabulousFun75's arse. Yippie! (Yippie =14 points)

I roll over onto my left to reach for my Ipad but there's an obstruction. A human obstacle on my body's languid and slithery journey to the nightstand. It's my, new-to-me, boyfriend! Yum! (Yum = 9 points)

A stimulating polyglot (Italian, French, German and English)  stuck in a  6'2" lean, long and solid frame of fun. (Polyglot = 17 points) Not too upsetting as far as obstacles go.
I should oscillate a little longer. (Oscillate = 14 points) Allow the years of belly dancing to dictate the possibilities... STOP! It is more important for me to win than to give in to carnal desire at 3:57 AM no less.

I need to kick FabulousFun's buttocks! It's a MUST!

I, shamefully but not regrettably JUST discovered, found and developed a new-to-me addiction: "Words with Friends"!

 "OYEZ" a four letter word which sounds like slang but in fact is simply an exclamation. A call to order in a courtroom of yesteryears.  My Y-E-Z tacked on to FabulousFun's fat O from the word
 h-O-l-y, would put me in the lead.

I got my derrière handed to me by "lovepurp" two days ago because "lovepurp" used up all his or her letters before me. That's it? Since when do you win just for finishing first? (uh-uh, I could easily alienate men with this last comment if taken out of context "finishing first" mmh)

 Jspells mopped the floor with me,  the Dejster,  by 100 hundred points EVEN four days ago.
I, the Dejster, had 302 points while Jspells had 402. Ah, the agony of defeat! Me -so- vexed. (Vexed=17 points)

My Ipad is a birthday present from my adopted momma in LALA land.
Mama Del presented me with this generous gift less than one month ago and I already need an intervention to pry it out of my fingertips.

I do not plan on inviting or challenging my FB acquaintances to bouts of Words with Friends because I fear knowing the face to the monicker. Discovering who the savvy yet kooky monickers belong to might prove to be way too traumatic.  Having a face to a name would be like running into ME as the ex-girlfriend of a new beau. I would not want to meet Nadège August as the ex to my current new man! YIKES! (That last remark is totally open to interpretation, so enjoy ;-))

But I digressed...again... (digress = 10 points)

Lovepurp,  if I may, what are you purporting Lovepurp?
Oh-oh,  must back off. I am clearly piqued by lovepurp's monicker! (Piqued =22 points)